Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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cancer

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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