What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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