- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Women's Rights

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

it's funny because it's funny

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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