A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Guest what? Dog

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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