- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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