- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why is pie good. because it just is.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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