Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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