- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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