Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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