- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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