- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why? Why not?

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

PENIS that is all

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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