Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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