im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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