A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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