- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

haha black people :D

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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