So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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