- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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