What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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