Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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