- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Rylan Clark

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

tim has no humor

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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