- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Vaginal secretions

A man walks into a bar. Ow

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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