- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

speak now or forever hold your pee

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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