- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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