- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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