- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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