A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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sky's sty

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mexicans fishing

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A jew enters a mall.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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