So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Once upon a time a was born

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

where is the world?

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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