- Anti Joke

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.