what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Equal rights!

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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