A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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