- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

i wonder who made this website? a human

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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