- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

every knight i see an owl at window

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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