- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Detroit has a low crime rate

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

where is the world?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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