what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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