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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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