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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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