person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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