- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

I am dyslexic

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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