- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

what is 3+3= 8

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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