Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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