- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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