- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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