whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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The holocaust

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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this website is a bad joke

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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