- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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