- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

who do we all like george goodburn

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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