- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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