- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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