Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Women's Rights

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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