Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Justin with a hat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Obama = ebola

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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