- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

knock knock no no you go now i clean

My jeans

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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